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These 100 questions are adapted from burypink. I was truthful and certain in all my answers so you can know me better (not really).

Time and date you started this?
Day: ♃. Night: ☽. Hour: ☽ (20). Date: E.k.n. Skirophorion, Ol.700.3.
Asl?
I'm a dude. I was born and raised in Chile in the 90s.
Opinions on musicals?
They don't feature anywhere near enough acid house.
Favorite snack?
Chocolate cookies.
Have you ever been in love?
I believe so, but love is complicated.
Favorite pokemon?
I don't really have one. I don't really care about pokemon.
Mario Kart main?
Wario, but Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart is a much better game.
TF2 main?
I don't play TF2.
Do you laugh at youtube poops?
Of course! The best ones are the earliest ones because they're more spontaneous.
Are you listening to music right now?
Yes, athough lately I've been doing it less and less. I recently realized that it's way too easy to disconnect from the world with a pair of headphones, making us ignore important things happening around us. I only listen to music when I'm alone and not in public.
Favorite shape?
I like stars.
Do you believe in astrology?
I love reading about traditional astrology and I'm a follower of it, no doubt, but I don't practice it because I can't give it the time its study deserves. Its symbolism is very rich and inspiring and it's the only thing that made me pay closer attention to the night sky. I do look at natal astrology with some scepticism, but I haven't looked too much into it because I'm more attracted to horary astrology (that answers questions). On the other hand, modern astrology is a joke tainted by psychology; it forgot all of its tradition just to make it easier for self-centered people to hear more about themselves.
Do you believe in the occult?
Yes, of course. There's way more in Creation than just the physical and readily available.
Opinions on vocaloid?
Although it's incredible what some producers could do with pre-AI voicebanks, I feel like the true timbre of the instrument shines when the voices don't sound exactly human. That is, I believe Vocaloids are at their best when they sound slightly robotic.
Would you ever want to be a rockstar?
Nah, I'm good. I wouldn't enjoy being that popular.
Do you easily get stressed?
I don't think so, but others tell me I get anxious easily.
What was your favorite class in high school?
Mathematics.
What pokemon type would you be?
No idea.
Rei or Asuka?
I wouldn't get involved with any of the Evangelion girls even if they tortured me.
Favorite HTML tag?
<marquee>. I like it because it's a fun tag from a time now past that, even though it's "non-standard" and hated by so-called web "designers" and standards sleuths, is still supported by the standards and "modern" browsers that've even improved it (firefox and chrome animate it smoothly) implicitly telling us that it's fine to use. Why, yes, of course I believe <blink> should still be supported, and I'm right.
Are you religious?
It's complicated. I'm more inclined towards polytheism and animism than traditional monotheism. They make more sense to me.
Opinions on nightcore?
Needs more gabber kicks and amen breaks.
Did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc)
Not that I know.
Are you good at drawing?
No. I'd like to improve but I never put in the effort.
Do you crack your joints?
Yes, I can make my neck crack real loud.
Do you read visual novels?
I've only read a few. I don't like reading on the computer.
Can you sew?
Yes, but it's been a while since I last did it and I've probably forgotten all I knew already.
Can you cook?
Simple stuff.
Most expensive thing you've bought?
A synth (that I don't use).
Opinions on cosplay?
Some women look too good dressed as anime characters.
What's your most hated band/musician?
Maybe Nirvana.
Are you a dramatic person?
Of course! Let emotions flow freely and live with romance!
What emoticon do you use most?
:^)
Can a miracle certainly occur?
Would you let a vampire suck your blood?
If there's one thing I learned from Monogatari is that vampires are nothing but trouble.
Do you have a celebrity crush?
No, unless anime characters count. Then yes.
Do you like snow?
Of course! What kind of person doesn't?
Were you really into greek mythology as a kid?
Yes, but I love mythology in general.
What are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?
Precure.
Are you good at spelling?
Yes. I've always put a lot of effort into writing all my words correctly in Spanish. English is an ugly language so I don't care too much about it, but I try my best not to seem American.
Which touhou wud u fuk?
Do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?
The way things are going there won't be much of a world to take over.
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!
Read the previous answer.
Would you be an angel or devil?
Neither. It's like you asked me whether I prefer to be an automaton or a loser.
Sine, cosine, or tangent?
Sine, cosine, tangent!
Do you like licorice?
No idea.
What's one thing you can't stand that everyone else loves?
Background music in public spaces. Anything that's suddenly popular and will only last a month.
What books did you like as a kid?
One Hundred Years of Solitude. I must admit that I only started reading more a couple years ago. I think that I've read more books since then than before.
Can you play any instruments?
No, and I say it with much regret. I never felt the need because I was comfortable making electronic music on a computer. Big mistake. I'd love to learn to play the accordion, though.
What song would you want to play at your wedding?
This one.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
There's hardly anything more beautiful than the way Socrates describes it in Phaedo.
Finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______
I'm just a guy who answers online questionnaires.
Have you been to another continent?
Maybe in dreams.
What's your worst habit?
Spending too much time using computers.
Favorite vegetable?
Cabbage.
What's something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?
Yes. When I was a kid I watched a video on an interactive CD about how the Sun will expand and consume the Earth in a few billion years. I ran to my mother and cried in her arms.
Whats one of your guilty pleasures?
Nah. If I enjoy something, I enjoy it without guilt or shame.
Would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?
A vampire, obviously.
What do you fear most?
Human beings.
Do you sleep with any plushies?
No. There's barely space for me on my bed.
What hobby do you just not understand?
I can't believe people waste so much time speedrunning.
Do you like the taste of alcohol?
I rarely drink (I do it at most once a year), but I do like whisky.
Are you a hopeless romantic?
Yes, but not hopeless. Bring back romanticism!
Which deadly sin best fits you?
Sloth.
Which of your physical features do you like the most?
I don't know, I've never paid much attention to that.
Are your ears pierced?
No.
Have you ever been in a physical fight?
Yes, when I was a kid.
Where do you buy your clothes?
Wherever it's cheaper!
Where would you live if you could live anywhere?
The southern tip of South America.
Do believe in magic? Or is it all a trick?
MAGIC IS REAL!
Have you read Umineko? You should!
Of course I've already read Umineko. The visual novel, not the manga.
What is the worst chore to do?
Cleaning the bathroom.
What did your parents almost name you?
Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff.
What would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?
I like Alison because of the Slowdive song of the same name.
What were your first words?
I don't know, I don't remember... do you?
What do you want your last words to be?
"I had a good life".
When did you first regularly start going online?
When I was around 10. It was a mistake.
What year do you miss the most?
From the ones I've lived, none, really. Gotta move on.
Are you psychic?
Not that I know!
Would you fuck a clone of yourself? You're not allowed to kill yourself.
This is the most intelligent question yet.
What do you use to listen to music?
A computer.
What's the biggest city you've been to?
Los Angeles, Califonia. I never want to go back.
Favorite animal?
I like birds.
What web browser do you use?
Netscape derivatives.
Are you allergic to kitty cats?
No, but maybe they're allergic to me.
Do you like energy drinks?
No, they're gross.
Would ever spend money on TF2 unusuals, csgo skins, gacha pulls, etc?
No.
When do you usually go to bed?
I try to go to sleep three or four hours after sunset.
How often do you wash your hair?
Almost daily.
Would you download a car?
And keep making big petrol more powerful? Let me download a bicycle.
What was your favorite show as a kid?
That's a difficult one, I couldn't really give you an answer. I really like Precure now!
Whats the silliest hat you own?
I have a Make America Great Again hat I got on aliexpress for the irony of it. Very funny. No, I don't use it.
What album or song do listen to when you're feeling angsty?
I don't listen to music when I'm feeling angsty.
Do you make OCs?
Yes!
What's the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?
Nothing I do is goofy. I'm the most serious person in the world, even in solitude.
Do you like fireworks?
No! They're noisy and pollute the air.
Favorite painter?
Me in ten years.
Favorite numbers?
When I was a kid I always said I liked 14, but I'm not sure why. The imaginary unit i is nice because it's all you need to algebraically close the reals.
What genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever)
I'm better than average in games like Tetris or Puyo Puyo, but I don't play too much these days.
Time and date you finished this?
Day: ♂. Hour: ☿ (11). Date: 11 Hekatombaion, Ol.700.4.