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I went to my friends place when him and his GF were gone (he trusts me enough to give me a key). I know that his girl leaves earlier than him, but also gets home earlier, meaning there is an hour or two when she is alone, so I got out this large tub of butter they have, made myself a sandwich, and then melted a hole in it, a circular one, about the girth of a dick, all the way to the bottom. After that I cleaned up but left the butter out in plain view. My idea is that his girl will come home, encounter the enholed butter, and think that her boyfriend was having a wild time with the breadspread. ~~Anonymous 2023-09-10(Sun)16:49:47 No.222

So did it work? Keep us posted. ~~cidoku ## Admin 2023-09-11(Mon)12:59:30 No.223

>>223
I was expecting a chill the next time I showed up, but they seemed perfectly cordial. But I threw a can of beer in the trash can and I saw the tub of butter in there. I asked the girlfriend about it and she said it had grown mould; but I doubt that's true, since heat is antiseptic! :laugh:

~~Anonymous 2023-09-13(Wed)12:23:07 No.225

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